Beware, two-legged creatures, the wonderful Ursula has taken over this blog, my lovely Flotsam and Jetsam has found this little blog and I want to teach you something. Being the most powerful witch in the world is so tiring, but it’s so fun. See little mermaids coming up and asking for my help, is so satisfying. My magic can do miracles to these young fishies, so, if you need a favour, you know who to call.
It wasn’t easy to become this powerful, and wonderful, it took years in the making and a lot of spells. You have to dedicate your life to the awesomeness, study hard and practice on them little fishies. How are you going to become the best of the best if you don’t put spells on everybody? Go and put spells on everyone, that is the best practice. Mama knows best.
Oh, Flotsam and Jetsam are telling me that you want to know what is my secret, and the secret is, I am a diva. I love pampering myself, going to the best salon that the seafloor can offer, get my hair cut and dyed, silver, please. Oh, and my nails, they need to pointy and sharp. A pampered queen is a happy queen. Self-care is important, baby I’m telling you, it does wonders.